Things that Go Bump in the Day

Well, in order to set the background for my next post, I thought I'd like to reveal to you my hidden secret. Ok here it goes:

I'm afraid of almost everything.

Yup, that's right. Pretty much everything. George Washington, the open ocean, cardboard, Maury Povich, and the Fonz all give me the heebie jeebies. That's not even to mention my black cat Squishy, unknown dogs, and especially flying objects both unidentified and identified. In fact, the only things that don't give me the willies are things that often make other people's flesh crawl. Namely,

Clowns. Know your enemy, and know it well.