I thought I'd share some of my favorite Simpson's quotes because, well, our nice large HD TV broke after 4 1/2 years. Enjoy!
"It will be a cold day in heck before I recognize Missour-ah!" Grandpa Simpson in response to why his flag only has 49 stars.
"Freemasons run the country." The germs on Wayland Smither's face when Mr. Burns runs the casino.
Ralph Wiggum: "Daddy, these rubber pants are hot."
Chief Wiggum: "You'll wear 'em till you learn son."
Homer: "Twenty Dollars?! But I wanted a peanut!"
Homer's Brain: "Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts."
Homer: "Explain how."
Homer's Brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
Lisa: "They say I'm pretty smart."
Madam Wu: "And they said Tibet was pretty independent."
(From the episode where the Simpsons go to China)
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Chief Wiggam, referring to Ralphie:
"that kid doesn't know where the world goes when we close the drapes!"
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