Friday, December 21, 2007

Sir Mix-A-Lot was Knighted for his Work Promoting Women's Rights

Baby got back!

So, we have this new fancy-shmancy type of trash can in my home in California (the best state) that opens when you wave your hand in front of it or even walk by it.
This enforces the "he-who-tops-it-off-drops-it-off" rule.
But the batteries don't work right. Or
I don't know how to wave my hand correctly.
So I've found the only way I know how to open the kitchen trash can lid:

The title of this blog entry pretty much gives it away.

So I have to back into the trash can to get it to open, then turn quickly, and deposit the trash in the can before the lid closes.

I use quick, inconspicuous dance steps to get the job done right.
It's really sad.

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