So I am now watching MoTab's (Morm. Tab. Choir) Christmas special on PBS with Sissel, the Norweigan singer. Then I realized something: If Swedish and Danish had a baby, it would be Norweigan.
So then I got to thinking: where do other places/ people potentially come from?
Canada is an easy one: Canada is America's sister that was raised by a stern British nanny- the kind that uses a switch when you're naughty.
Florida is also a slam-dunk example: a marriage of New York and Alabama. Florida obviously has identity issues.
New Jersey is New York's red-headed step child from its later relationship with Connecticut.
California has produced five different states: Arizona, New Mexico, Oregon, Nevada (please pronounce it right), and Wisconsin.
Arizona had a brief marriage to Florida in the 1990s from which it produced Missouri. Canada is currently raising Washington, which is Oregon and Vermont's love child.
I now have a long list of state's I can't live in. I'm working on making it longer.
Please send any hate mail to:
Chad Can Plan ; 1120 Main Street ; Cool Town, USA 867-5309
Missouri and Tennessee on a date (below)
4 comments:
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.
We're not friends anymore.
what's wrong with a red-headed step child?
like the new color scheme. happy holidays.
-kaleb
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