Before you marry someone, get the following info (and no I am not married):
1. Name
2. Where they're from
3. Birthday and age
The following are scams:
1. Organic food
2. Ethanol
3. Canada
4. Comeback tours
If you think your food needs an extra umph, trying one of the following ingredients:
1. Fat
2. Sugar
3. Milk
4. Salt
Don't vacation in the following places:
1. Cuba
2. Syria
3. Libya
4. Missouri (It's still not a state)
If you want something to do, call:
(559) 767-2676
If I grow out my hair just a little bit longer, I think I can get my hair feathered. Then, glam shots! Anyone got black ribbed turtlenecks?
Glam shot of our Secretary of State
4 comments:
Check out my glamour shot yo, shoulda used me for an example instead of Condi. Where's her headgear?
Anyway, my blog is way more sustainable than yours ever will be, plus I too know how to plan.
Have you ever seen my drivers license? Glamor shot baby! That's right, I even have the quarter turn working for me. ;)
My wife gave me a black ribbed turtleneck because she "thought I'd look good in it." By "good" I guess she meant "gay." You can probably get it from the Goodwill.
i've found it's also important to find out a person's gender before you marry them.
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