Chad Can Plan for Hobbits

There is a wonderful world called Hobbitville at 1895 S 1300 E in Salt Lake City.

It's home to hobbits.

Or should I say "Little People" You know who I am talking about.

It is a magical subdivision where little people can live in peace. It is shielded from view by large fences and magical landscaping so you can't see through it.

Big people can only come into the entry/parking area which is guarded by a very tall person ("giant") and taxidermied stuffed chipmunk/pigeon creations. Or so my sources say.

The residences-where only some people go- has small cottages where the little people live. It also has a pond and a bridge. If you intrude into the area, the little people get stones and may throw them at you, or they may try to cast spells (verbatim what my source said- I kid you not). This subdivision has existed for a while, and apparently they have interbred a lot.

I suggest leaving the little people alone. They've suffered enough at our hands.

Mental map that a source drew for me:

This place's existence has been confirmed by 4 eye witnesses

Be Somebody!

I promise a real post in a couple days. But let me tell you, this morsel will quench your Chad Can Plan thirst. I especially like and recommend the comment entitled "It's 'T' Time."

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Chad Can't Blog

To show solidarity with my Hollywood writer brothers and sisters, this will be the last post until the strike ends.

OR until I'm done with my book critique paper, whichever's first.

Advice

Here's some advice that I have recently discovered.

Before you marry someone, get the following info (and no I am not married):
1. Name
2. Where they're from
3. Birthday and age

The following are scams:
1. Organic food
2. Ethanol
3. Canada
4. Comeback tours

If you think your food needs an extra umph, trying one of the following ingredients:
1. Fat
2. Sugar
3. Milk
4. Salt

Don't vacation in the following places:
1. Cuba
2. Syria
3. Libya
4. Missouri (It's still not a state)

If you want something to do, call:
(559) 767-2676

If I grow out my hair just a little bit longer, I think I can get my hair feathered. Then, glam shots! Anyone got black ribbed turtlenecks?
Glam shot of our Secretary of State