Farmer's Tan

Ahhh Yes. The farmer's tan. There are many types of bad tans in this world: the farmer's tan, the Texas Tan, the Trailer Tan, the Trucker's Tan, the Taxi Tan (in Britain- how you get a tan in Britain is beyond me), and the Biket's tan. Most people try to eliminate these types of bad tans by browning those areas that aren't tan. My solution: get rid of the tan altogether. I think I'm almost there.

Have a happy 2009, y'all.